bedsafely:

fudou:

easily the most adorable scene in p4g (i cried when i saw it)

will you just look at his face

look at the surprise in his eyes when he realizes that these people actually haven’t forgotten about him when he moves away

#THE WORST SILENT PROTAGONIST EVER, I SWEAR TO GOD #YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FULL FLESHED OUT PERSONALITY #AND YET

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

idkea:

i bet tumblr staff uses xkit

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

agentlemandoesnotconga:


webothlikeabe
:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

you say that like you couldnt actually kill someone with a farming scythe which im willin to bet a lot of money that ur wrong

dreamofsnow:

IS THAT A BEDAZZLED FUCKING EVANGELION

victoriarene:

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE I GET THIS WRONG EVERY TIME

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials